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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 00:30

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Still no good.

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No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Unacceptable again!

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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No go.

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

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Hysterias & Posteriors

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

Why did Lord Shiva lust after Mohini - how can he be the supreme and worthy of devotion if he did such a thing?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Catatonics & High Colonics

How did you cope when someone you love, dealing with hyper-independence and trauma, felt they needed space to heal alone? Were you able to support them without overstepping, and did you eventually reconnect? How did that journey unfold?

No way

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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