What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
12.06.2025 00:30

Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
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Why do flat-Earthers think the Earth is flat?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
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No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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No go.
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Is it possible to achieve spiritual enlightenment while being in a romantic relationship?
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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